whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(via fuckedup-frenchfry)


dressage-masters:

howigotxtoxbethisway:

babygoatsandfriends:

lolshtus:

Good Guy Horse

Aw

That’s because goats are half cat and hate water so they run for the closest shelter. even when there’s a barn three more yards away.

Let’s just not bring the horse in when it’s hailing yes.

dressage-masters:

howigotxtoxbethisway:

babygoatsandfriends:

lolshtus:

Good Guy Horse

Aw

That’s because goats are half cat and hate water so they run for the closest shelter. even when there’s a barn three more yards away.

Let’s just not bring the horse in when it’s hailing yes.

(via fuckedup-frenchfry)


comedycentral:

Jon Stewart challenged John McCain to an old-fashioned Wrong-Off. Click here to watch.



(via -harrystyles)


l0vedarlene:

5secondsof-mylife:

upclassytyfighta:

princesskindacharming:

My goal in life is to be like them.

Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other. 

this is too perfect oh my gawd

^^^^^^^^^ RELATIONSHIP GOAL

(via imawalking-travesty)


— What’s happening to me?
The same thing that happened to me.

(via fuckedup-frenchfry)


sherlockednarnian:

Sherlock’s smile on the last picture………

sherlockednarnian:

Sherlock’s smile on the last picture………


onebuttscratcher:

I’ve never been to a festival. I’m a creature of habit, mashed-potato comfort, I like rugs. Our sofa’s squishy. Maybe too squishy - it’s hard to get up sometimes.- Martin Freeman
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onebuttscratcher:

I’ve never been to a festival. I’m a creature of habit, mashed-potato comfort, I like rugs. Our sofa’s squishy. Maybe too squishy - it’s hard to get up sometimes.- Martin Freeman

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somewherebesideyou:

Do you remember that annoying kid from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide??

imageWell he grew up

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